Senator John McCain put in yet another dismal performance in this evening's debate with Illinois Senator Barack Obama. McCain--shown at left responding to a question about health care--was supposed to do well in this "town hall" debate style. After the debate, a McCain spokesperson said that the Arizona senator is considering asking for a totally different format in the final contest.
In addition, the McCain camp has also suggested new rules for the November election. McCain, a novice Scrabble player, wants all states below the Ohio River to have "triple word scores" regarding their electoral college votes--except for Florida because it lies so close to that country controlled by the evil Castro brothers. So Georgia would now have 45 electoral votes; South Carolina 24; Alabama 27, Mississippi 18; and Texas would have over 100! The McCain campaign says this is only fair since Obama has the elite, liberal media on his side. "We simply want to level the playing field" said Senator McCain in a press release given to Fox News after tonight's debate.
The Obama campaign had no comment.